{"product_id":"31-highland-cow-with-f-off-interchangable-sign","title":"31\" Highland Cow with F-Off interchangable sign","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e31\" CHAINSAW-CARVED HIGHLAND COW WITH INTERCHANGEABLE SIGN \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne-of-a-Kind Cedar Wood Sculpture by Artist Jess Alice A little attitude, carved in cedar. Standing approximately 31 inches tall, this one-of-a-kind Highland Cow combines the unmistakable character of the breed with a decidedly less traditional greeting. The sculpture holds a removable “FUCK OFF” sign, creating a bold statement piece with just the right amount of irreverence. The cow itself measures approximately 31 inches tall, with an impressive horn span of approximately 24 inches, giving the sculpture considerably more presence than its compact footprint might suggest. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe removable sign creates a substantial display from the front. Individually chainsaw-carved and finished by artist Jess Alice, the sculpture features deeply textured hair, sweeping horns, an expressive muzzle, and richly burned detailing. Areas of exposed natural cedar create contrast throughout the piece while allowing the grain and character of the original timber to remain visible. Designed with an interchangeable sign system, the included sign can be removed and replaced with other compatible Jess Alice signs, allowing the sculpture's message to change for different seasons, occasions, or simply your mood. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eONE OF A KIND No molds. No mass production. Each Jess Alice sculpture begins with an individual piece of timber and is carved by hand. Natural variations in grain, knots, color, shape, and carving become part of the finished artwork, ensuring that every Highland Cow has a character entirely its own. INTERCHANGEABLE SIGN This sculpture includes the pictured removable “FUCK OFF” sign. Its interchangeable design allows compatible signs to be changed without replacing the sculpture itself, transforming one original piece of art into a display that can evolve throughout the year. Additional interchangeable signs may be available separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNATURAL CEDAR \u0026amp; NATURAL CRACKING Solid wood continues to respond to its environment after carving. As cedar naturally expands and contracts with changes in temperature and humidity, checking, cracks, and small separations may develop or change over time. These are normal characteristics of solid-wood sculpture and are not considered defects. They become part of the evolving character of the timber and contribute to the individuality of each piece. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCARE \u0026amp; DISPLAY For the longest life, protected or covered placement is recommended whenever possible. When displayed outdoors, periodically apply an appropriate exterior wood sealer according to the manufacturer's directions to help protect the wood and finish from moisture and UV exposure. Avoid prolonged contact with standing water or persistently wet ground. Natural checking generally does not require repair. Larger checks may be stabilized or professionally filled if desired. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS • Approximately 31\" tall • Approximately 24\" horn span • Removable sign approximately 28\" wide • Hand-carved from solid cedar • Highland Cow design with dimensional horns • Deeply carved, textured hair • Burned detailing with exposed natural cedar accents • Includes pictured removable “FUCK OFF” sign • Interchangeable sign design • Freestanding sculpture • Original artwork by Jess Alice • One-of-a-kind piece • Suitable for indoor or protected outdoor display \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis listing includes one 31\" Highland Cow sculpture and the pictured interchangeable “FUCK OFF” sign. Additional interchangeable signs, carvings, and accessories are sold separately unless otherwise specified. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery log has a story. This one has boundaries. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e#JessAlice #JessAliceArt #ChainsawArtist #ChainsawCarving #ChainsawArt #ChainsawCarvings #WoodCarving #WoodSculpture #CedarSculpture #CedarArt #HighlandCow #HighlandCowArt #HighlandCowDecor #HighlandCowSculpture #HighlandCowCarving #WoodenCow #CowArt #CowSculpture #InterchangeableSign #FunnySign #FunnyDecor #RusticDecor #WesternDecor #CountryDecor #FarmhouseDecor #CabinDecor #StatementPiece #OutdoorArt #GardenArt #PorchDecor #HandCarved #OriginalArt #OneOfAKind #CaliforniaArtist\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jess Alice","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50675462209729,"sku":null,"price":425.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/6667\/2065\/files\/FuckOffHighlandcow380_25b1c8b1-d75c-4dfa-a06d-f5e8fca4dd99.jpg?v=1790901045","url":"https:\/\/jessalice.com\/products\/31-highland-cow-with-f-off-interchangable-sign","provider":"Jess Alice","version":"1.0","type":"link"}